Case #4268199 – December 23rd, 3:32 PM. Suspect is a brunette woman over thirty. She identifies herself as Krissy Lynn. She is apprehended on suspicion that she has stolen batteries from the storefront. The Loss Prevention Officer does a strip search and finds the stolen battery in an adult toy lodged in the suspects anal cavity. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on December 23, 2019.
Published: December 21, 2019